MAN FULLY ALIVE
Man Fully Alive, or MFA, is not a phrase, nor just three simple words, but a lifestyle. A lifestyle that far exceeds any other lifestyle. It is the Michael Jordan of lifestyles. A MFA, or WFA (we don't discriminate), is one rivaled by none. I could make MFA jokes that make Chuck Norris jokes seem as funny as those knock knock jokes that you just can't put up with anymore. The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually a MFA trying to attract social media. And yes, you guessed it, a MFA uses Old Spice deodorant. Except not the swagger one. Never the swagger one.
A MFA is a special description. You know why it is a special description? Because there is none. No matter how hard you or Mr. Cole's theology class tries, a definition can never be made. Some closes guesses include:
- A human who dedicates his/her life to the service of others and prayer
- The lolololol man
- Someone who is able to worship and praise God in everything they do
- That one guy who answers all the questions on Yahoo Answers
- Mother Teresa
- Brian Scalabrine
- Christopher Cole (In our opinion at least)
Oh you noticed it too? Yeah that list had 7 items. 7 is a perfect number according to the bible. Pretty sweet if you ask me.
Anyways. A MFA is the ultimate reach of a devout Christian. You may actually know a MFA that is in your life, yet it's hard to know. It's hard to know because they just don't have those nametags that say "Hello my name is MFA." MFA's are quite the opposite. They are very humble people as you can imagine. MFA's are not pronounced to the world, but discovered by it. Becoming a true MFA is probably one of the hardest things to do though besides resisting clicking on the 50/50 tweet pictures. Once reached though, you are almost guaranteed a life of happiness, love, and awesomeness.
Also, when walking up the steps to the Pearly Gates of Heaven, it doesn't hurt to have "Official MFA" on your resumé.
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